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All unaccompanied miners may board first One reason to fly alone and wear a headlamp. 
XXL
Vin Diesel, twenty years later.
Jennifer Spray '90
Mime magazine
Not a word in it.
Richard Gard, Ph.D. '58
Elms for the poor
Berkeley effort to combine environmentalism and social services.
John Nicoles '66
Over the river and through the moods
Freud opens office in the country.
Ray Saturno
aol.mom
Still the best source of information.
Lynne Rauscher-Davoust '57
The Pillow Nook
Lady Murasaki's pad.
Gene Smith '34
Weapons of bass destruction
Great lures.
Donald E. Vermeer '54
The Grades of Wrath
D and F.
D’Arcy Selwood '47
Las Vegan
Nevada city bans meat.
Chung Fung '71
Minority Resort
Where the losing party will go on November 6 to lick its wounds.
Doug Raymond '67
Orlando Curioso
Why Tasso's protagonist left home.
Kathie Zatkin '72
Put on a Sappy Face
Stanford holds cheerleader tryouts.
Joe Traynor '57
Life as a Mouse
Mickey tells all.
Brad Glanville '69
Ark nouveau
New design for the next deluge.
Ana Torres Jahn '69
Vowel movement
Vanna's job.
Tom McClellan
Cal Beams
Fans like new football coach Jeff Tedford.
Mohammed Hill '93
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Happy days are here again!
Arthur J. Tognazzini '55
See Snot Run
Dick and Jane catch colds.
Nan Sparrow '47
Parcel Proust
French lit. by correspondence.
George Rathmell '56
Gruel and unusual punishment
Supreme Court outlaws bad food.
Mark Lum '83
Won tot
In a Chinese lottery.
Richard Irwin '35
The Leaning Tower of Pita
Excess inventory at the falafel stand.
Doug Raymond '67
Ham and egos
The Oscars.
Nan Sparrow '47
Ecomomics
Study of Mother Nature.
Chung Fung '71
Goldilocks and the Three Gears
Blondie tries out the stick shift.
Mae Lee Perona '47
Ulysses S. Giant
Larger-than-life general.
Lynne Rauscher-Davoust '57
My Big Fat Green Wedding
Miss Piggy marries into Kermit the Frog’s family.
James Buhn '56
Ob/Gym
Childbirth classes in Haas Pavilion.
Donald E. Vermeer '54
Pro bozo
Professional clown.
Joe Traynor '57
The doable helix
Designer genes.
Brad Alger '72
A Loom With a View
Sweatshop workers near the window.
Tom McClellan
I did not insale
Martha Stewart's response to accusations of insider trading.
Chung Fung '71
Home groan talent
Think globally, pun locally.
Mark Lum '83
Goodnight, Moor
Desdemona's favorite bedtime story.
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"I settled down to sleep one night recently," writes Mae Lee Perona '47, "but had to turn the light back on because Twisted Titles just would not leave me in peace. This feature is the first one I turn to in each issue of the Monthly. Have you considered publishing Titles in book form?" First of all, Mae Lee, perhaps you should try other parts of this fine magazine. "Letters to the Editor," for one; that department has begun to twist, with discussion about how politically correct this page should or should not be. Second of all, we can barely get out a page of titles; books are beyond us. Before you settle down to sleep, send your titles, politically correct or not (changing one letter only of a book, film, saying, whatever, and adding a snappy underline) to: Twisted Titles, California Monthly, Berkeley 94720 (or calmonthly@alumni.berkeley.edu). The Title title is from frequent flyer Art Poulin '48.
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