Jehovah’s Fitness Ringing doorbells and handing out tracts keeps them well.
K. Hazeltine The West Ming Award-winning series about ancient Chinese dynasty.
Ken Atterman ’66 I Wanna Mold Your Hand Invitation to Grauman’s Chinese Theater.
Steve Hathaway ’75 Massage in a bottle Body oil with attitude.
Sanjiv Das ’00 Stock and awe The making of a good saucier.
Barry Schiller ’65 I’ve got you under my skis The honeymoon’s over.
Simona Nass Rational Enquirer Alternative view.
Kathie Zatkin ’72 Take Dive Brubeck throws the fight.
Bill Leet ’61 No good weed goes unpunished Tough new laws on marijuana.
Cass Friedberg ’64 Updown girls Bipolar sorority.
Kathleen Wright ’76 Lucky Stroke Only a transient ischemic attack. Stop smoking.
K. Hazeltine Seven Year Inch The world’s slowest snail.
Joyce Dye ’73 A slow boot to China Asian nation eased out of U.N.
Art Poulin ’48 Recall erection Remembrance of things past.
Lou Chenin ’36 Jen Hur World’s first lady chariot driver.
Donald Cannon ’51 Once Upon a Mime in Mexico Madonna’s answer to “Have you ever done anything you truly regret?”
Joe Traynor ’57 Prop school Where stage hands learn their stuff.
K. Hazeltine Electric stock therapy Treating depresssion with shares of PG&E.
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